[Lyrics to Miracle Lake]
Let me tell you a little story 'bout this here lake.
Talkin' 'bout miracle lake.
Michael J. Fox jumped in. Now he don't shake.
Talkin' 'bout miracle lake.
We got Stephen Hawking walking and talking.
Yeah! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Miracle lake!
If you've got cancer, this lake's the answer.
Miracle lake!
You got crohn's disease. Well, put your mind at ease.
Miracle lake!
If you go glaucoma, make yourself at home-a.
Miracle lake!
Thrombosis, therosis. It'll change your prognosis.
Miracle lake!
You got irritable bowel? Jump in. Grab a towel.
Miracle lake!
If you got leukemia, you can...(speaking) eh ... bulimia? Emphysemia? ... Screw it, just jump in!
Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Take me to the water right now! Take me right on in. It's a miracle! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Miracle lake! Yeeeeeeaaaaaah!
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