[Saul Goodman interrupts an interrogation between Jesse and two officers]
Oh, look at this! Isn't this cozy? [to Jesse] What did you tell them?
I told them they were a couple of dicks.
He's a wordsmith. Well, detectives, it's been a pleasure. Now, up you go. Make like you've got manners. Make like you respect the rule of law. Au revoir, auf Wiederesehen, hasta luego, get the hell out! Buh-bye! That's it, pick it up. Follow your partner. And one, two. Thank you! [to Jesse, once the officers leave the interrogation room] Christ. You two... All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.
You gonna get me out of here?
No. Not even if I could. You know, the FBI's going to show up on this ricin thing, and then you're in it for the duration. You know, you're a lot safer in here. They just tried to get your partner in his own home.
Jesus. Is he okay?
Well, he's okay like a fruit fly's okay. We're all on the clock here, and thanks for that, by the way. You two want to go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?
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