[Jesse walks in to Saul's office]
Take a break, H.T. Let's go.
You're going to stop calling me that or I'm gonna hang you by your tie.
Yeah, yeah, stop showing off for the client. Honey Tits! I say it's endearing.
So, what's so important?
Well, they're here. The end times, kid. End times.
What's that mean, and why the hell did you drag me down here for?
You want your money, don't ya? I assume that you do.
What, that couldn't wait?
Y'ever hear the expression, "a fart in the wind," kid? Well, inside of an hour, that's gonna be me, okay? I'm hitting the road, I'm gone, I am out of here.
What? For, like, good?
For as long as it takes. I don't like my heat so hot, if you catch my drift.
I'm not catching, like, anything you're saying. And what the hell is your problem?
You haven't talked to your partner, have you?
No, not since last night. Today, he didn't show up to work and the DEA just happened to like, raid us. [Saul looks at him] Yeah, some coincidence, huh?
Yeah, I don't know about that. All I know is, when he tells me that your employer took him out in the desert and threaten to murder his entire family, I shut up and take notice...
Wait, what?
...because hey, after all, what am I, if not family?
What are you–What are you talking about? When did that happen?!
I–I don't know. Forget it. I–I mean, he exaggerates, right? He does that. Hey, listen, do me a favor: W-would you put in a good word for me with Fring? I mean, j–just for old times' sake. I can't afford to butter the wrong bread here.
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