Mike and Jesse in “Bullet Points”

Mike

You want to know what's next for Little Miss Pissed In His Pants?

Jesse

No.

Mike

You sure now?

Jesse

Yep.

Mike

Don't even want to take a wild guess?

Jesse

[sniffles] You're gonna kill him. Is this the part where I'm supposed to beg you not to do it? [puts hands together] Aw, please, please. [raises voice] And then what? I'm supposed to promise, cross my heart, to, like, straighten up and fly right or toe the line or some other crap that I'm not gonna say? Is that what your little show here was all about?

Mike

You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?

Jesse

You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there. I know that. You know how come I know? Because you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him.

Mike

I'm going back to bed. Wipe the counter after you guys are done.