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Breaking Bad · Season 1, Episode 3

“...And the Bag's in the River” quotes from Breaking Bad

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“...And the Bag's in the River” · Season 1, Episode 3

In this episode: Walter White (4), Jesse Pinkman (1), Hank Schrader (1), Walter White Jr (1), Gretchen (1)

We've got work to do.

No, no! You! You've got work to do! I did my part!

You mean that obscenity that I spent the last two hours cleaning up?! That is your contribution?!

Yo, kiss my pink ass, man! I didn't ask for any of this! How am I supposed to live here now, huh?! My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning!

Because you didn't follow my instructions!

Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch! And let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin, okay? You and me. You and me! Coin flip is sacred! Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin! Fucking do it already!

You know who lives in the palace? Meth-heads. Nasty, skeevy meth-heads who'd sell their grandma's coochie for a hit. [Walter Jr. chuckles] Oh, you think that's funny? That's funny, huh? Yeah. Let me tell you something. Every one of these miserable wastes of skin got started how? How do you think they started?

I don't know.

What do you think it was they were all doing before they graduated to shooting meth in their dicks? A gateway drug. That's what we call it. Dollars to doughnuts, and I shit you not, that gateway drug was marijuana, every time. You understand?

Um... Yeah. So, why are you telling me this?

'Cause I love you, you little bastard.

K8Krazy-8

Walter, you getting to know me is not gonna make it any easier for you to kill me. Not that I mind, you understand.

You know, you keep telling me that I don't have it in me. Well, maybe, maybe not. I sure as hell am looking for any reason not to. I mean, any good reason at all. Sell me. Tell me what it is.

K8Krazy-8

I guess I'd start off by promising that if you let me go, I won't come after you. That you'd be safe. I guess I'd say what happened between us never happened. And what's best for both parties is we forget all about it. But you know that anybody in my situation would make promises like that, and though in my case they happen to be true, you'd never know for sure. So what else can I tell you?

I don't know. But you gotta convince me and you're going nowhere until you do.

[Walter approaches Krazy-8, now aware he is hiding a shattered plate piece to stab Walter once released]

K8Krazy-8

You're doing the right thing, Walter.

Do you want to... [motions for Krazy-8 to turn around so he can unlock the chain; Krazy-8 turns around] So, you're not angry?

K8Krazy-8

How do you mean? Angry? No. Live and let live, man.

That's very understanding.

K8Krazy-8

Whatever, man. I just want to go home.

Me, too.

K8Krazy-8

Unlock me, Walter.

The moment I do, are you gonna stick me with that broken piece of plate?

[Walter pulls back on the lock, choking Krazy-8. Krazy-8 attempts to swing the plate piece behind him but can only stab Walter's leg a few times. Krazy-8 slowly dies]

I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.

[In a flashback to Walter's younger days]

I don't know. Just... doesn't it seem like... something's missing?

What about the soul?

The soul? There's nothing but chemistry here.

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