Chris Morris quotes from Brass Eye

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

Yes, well, those are just some of the names we have to put up with every day, and it's really just another form of racism.

A Peter File was attacked in his car this evening, but I have to say, if your surname was File, would you call your son Peter?

No!

[chuckles] And look, if a child does take your fancy, please remember: leave it a couple of years.

I did.