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Bottom · Season 1, Episode 15

Eddie and Harry the Bastard in “Unfinished Business”

Right, how much for this carved wooden leg?

HBHarry the Bastard

Now, there's a nice bit of objet d'art! Must be worth at least two and a half grand.

Oh!

HBHarry the Bastard

I'll give you one pound fifty for it.

Let's haggle.

HBHarry the Bastard

All right, a quid.

No, let's haggle upwards.

HBHarry the Bastard

All right, 50p!

Blimey, they don't call you "Harry the Bastard" for nothing, do they?

HBHarry the Bastard

No, they call me Ted!

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