[Richie is pretending to have fought in the Falklands when talking to a genuine veteran]
Yeah, I was in Two Para.
What, you went twice?
What regiment was you in then?
Well the English one of course! What are you suggesting?
No, what outfit was you in?
Well, the green patchy one most of the time. With the twigs and the bit of leaf, you know, camouflage!
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