[Richie pushes Eddie in to the sex shop. Eddie acts nervous.]
SAShop Assistant
Can I help you, sir?
This is a sex shop, isn't it?
SAShop Assistant
Yes.
(slaps money down) I'll have five quids worth then!
SAShop Assistant
Very droll, sir, I haven’t heard that one before.
Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
SAShop Assistant
No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
You've been working here too long mate.
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