Denny and Alan in “Guise 'n Dolls”

Denny

I might vote for him, you know.

Alan

(surprised) Obama?

Denny

Anybody in America can grow up to be President, that's what I say. Except for Hillary! She wins, I puke.

Alan

Barack Obama.

Denny

Handsome, great photo op. I don't know what he stands for... He'd be a perfect president! Speaks perfect ‘white' as well as ‘black.' Never heard me say that.

Alan

What about McCain.

Denny

He speaks ‘Bush' now. Can't win.

Alan

Obama's against the war now, you know.

Denny

So'm I. (Alan looks questioningly) Don't worry. I'm ready for a new war. Time to blow up Iran. And we gotta get Amina.... douche-bag. And that nut job in North Korea. They both gotta go. And not because they're not white!

Denny

Of course it does, Alan... you can't please every body. Better to just...

Alan

Blow them up.

Denny

Exactly. And not because they're not white.

Alan

No.