Look, if it's not a cup of coffee about this big, I'm not interested.
Rough night, huh?
Yeah, Christine, she's been having these really bad, Freddy Krueger-like nightmares about monsters in her closet.
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You want my advice?
Your advice, right, because you're a single guy who knows how to deal with kids.
No, trust me. Look, the key is that Christine's got to confront the monster head-on. She's got to get out of the bed, walk up to the closet, tell the monster to go bye-bye, or else her dad's going to put a cap in his ass.
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