I'm sorry you're not getting the promotion.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You know, for lying to me, thank you. I mean, I know it's a white lie, but I mean look at you, being all sweet and lying to me.
I didn't want you to get the promotion?
Why? Because I'm a man of action and not someone who's going to rot behind a desk?
No, because who else will take me out into the field?
That's a good point, Bones.
But truthfully, I am sorry that you're disappointed.
I'm not disappointed.
[smiles] Because you're a man of action who would rot behind a desk?
That's right! A man of action!
Can I start buying you things now?
No, you can't, but I'll tell you what: you can buy Christine stuff.
I know you'd like a new grill.
Christine would love a new grill. She would love it.
Baby girls need new grills.
Baby girls, and a new tool set! [motions to the food] And what is this?
It's quinoa.
Quinoa?
Quinoa.
And what is that?
It's a grain. It's a lot of protein --
When I get the new grill we can grill steaks!
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