How did I not see it? All this time, I thought you were a terrible parent. And you were. But I blew it even worse. It turns out being a parent is... impossible. So I guess I can't be that mad at you.
Mad at me!? No, Henrietta, this is the right thing. You'll see.
Maybe we deserve each other.
Ah! Where is the girl? I made the girl coffee.
Jesus. You two and your coffee. [coming to a realization] Wait. No!..
What did you put in this!?
That's an old family secret.
Chub-B-Gone?
Picks the pounds right off!
This whole time!
Just until she learned to take it herself.
[slamming the container down onto the counter] Of course it was you!
Henrietta!!
No!! All this "I don't know where I am who my son stuff is" is officially not cute anymore! You ruined the one good thing I had! The one thing I didn't ruin myself! But of course I did! Because I thought it was a good idea to give you one more chance!
[confused] Where is Crackerjack?
Stop! You are out of chances!
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