[sing-song] Todd bless these scrambled eggs, eggs from the fridge, sunny side them and guide them—
"Todd! Stop singing your dumb scrambled egg song!"
Who said that?
"If you're wondering who said that, it's this note that you're reading. You're hearing my voice in your head because that's how reading works."
Oh, yeah.
"As you might've noticed, Todd, I've left you home alone for the day, and frankly I already regret that decision. Here's what you need to do: nothing. Don't touch my stuff and don't make a mess. Pick me up at the airport tomorrow and until then: DON'T. DO. ANYTHING."
[Todd stays still for a long pause; he then sneezes himself with egg all over]
Well, seal's broken. Might as well enjoy myself.
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