On this paper, you'll find a phone number. It's the direct line to the concession stand inside. Call it, and when the guy picks up, give him the pass phrase.
What's the pass phrase?
The pass phrase is (whispering, rattled coughing)
Oh, God.
Word to the wise: two guys work at the concession stand. One is cool, the other is not.
Okay. Um, what are their names?
They're both named Nick.
Oh. Nice.
If the uncool Nick answers, hang up right away.
How are we supposed to know which Nick we're talking to?
You'll know the cool Nick, 'cause, you know, he sounds cool.
Okay.
Another word to the wise.
Mm.
The uncool Nick knows we do this, so sometimes he tries to sound cool, and he's very good. It's almost impossible to tell the difference.
Oh, my God.
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