You enjoying yourself, Reagan?
How could I not be? Come on. We just took a statement from a six-four transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her shrink. How can I not be having fun right now?
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This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a postcard.
Now there's an untapped market: tranny hooker postcards.
[reading from a fortune cookie] "A mysterious stranger is on his way."
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
Your grandpa has 36,000 armed men at his disposal, he's not.
Well, listen, here's what we're gonna do; We're gonna figure out who did this, and we're gonna string him up by his family jewels. It's not gonna bring her back, but it's gonna make you feel better.
Nothing undermines our way of life more than the taking of it.
If it moves you duct-tape it. If it squeaks you WD40 it. If it's stuck you hit it with a hammer.
It's the losses that keep you up at night.
I want Grushenko for this. They say his people have a code of silence. What they really have is a code of betrayal. That's how we got the brigades the first time and that's how we'll finish them now.
CWChief Winston
Yes, sir.
No one's turning my city into Baghdad.
CClerk
We use that for our accounting.
Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.
JJack
What's a greeting card?
That's something people used to send before e-cards, Honey.
But Valentine's Day. That's when I go all out, Kid.
What's all out for you Sarge? Two for one Mondays at The Pig & Whistle?
The good son, huh?
KKevin
There's one in every Irish family.
True.
Who sings that?
It's the Red Hot Sushi.
Let's keep it that way.
So if you're single and unhappy at work you're a suspect for murder.
So the Dad kills Betsy and lets the son take the fall for it.
I believe that. The way the guy was looking at me, he's a predator for sure.
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