Erin quotes from Blue Bloods

Anthony

Bullets just bounce off of me. I'm a superhero.

Erin

What?

Anthony

I'm kidding. It was the bulletproof vest.

Anthony

You want to give me a coronary?

Erin

Oh, did I scare you?

Anthony

Yeah, lurking behind a cabinet like a lurker.

Anthony

The DA should know you can't rush a case like that.

Erin

That doesn't make any difference to the families of the victims.

Anthony

So we'll get Costa on something else.

Erin

Yeah, the next double homicide he commits.

Anthony

Hopefully not that.

Erin

Buffett was my first concert.

Eddie

You're a Parrothead?

Erin

Mm-hmm.

Sean

What's a Parrothead?

Henry

Yeah, my thought exactly.

Erin

Parrotheads are fans of Jimmy Buffett. We are a very proud breed.

Eddie

Oh! Whoa.

Danny

My first concert was Kiss at the Garden in 1983.

No, it wasn't. It was Michael Jackson. I got you the tickets.

Danny

No, actually, Dad, it was in fact Kiss at the Garden, before Michael Jackson, in 1983.

Erin

No, that's impossible. You were, like, 11.

Danny

I was actually ten.

Danny

I did. I'm sorry.

Eddie

Whoa!

Danny

No, your first concert was the Rolling Stones. Your mom and I took you.

Sean

No. My first concert was 50 Cent.

Erin

Uh... he snuck out.

Eddie

What? Whoa!

See, you reap what you sow.

Danny

Thanks, Dad.

Henry

My first concert was Old Blue Eyes at the Paramount.

Sean

There was a band called Old Blue Eyes?

Danny

God help him.

Henry

Frank Sinatra. When singers actually could sing.

There you go.

Jamie

Springsteen was my first.

Erin

The Tracks Tour. Mom made me bring you instead of Barry Iannico.

Danny

I heard Barry dumped you after that.

Erin

No, I broke up with him.

Danny

That's not what he told me.

Eddie

Black Album. Jay-Z. Madison Square Garden. I will never forget it.

Jamie

Wow.

Danny

I was there.

Eddie

No, you weren't.

Danny

I was there, at the Garden. I was there.

Henry

So was I.

Erin

All right. Dad, you're the only one who hasn't shared. What was your first concert?

Well, you're not gonna believe it. I've never been to a concert.

Danny

What?

Erin

You've never been to a concert?

Eddie

That's not possible.

Danny

Everybody's been to a concert.

Erin

That's not possible. Tell us you've never been to a concert?

Nope.

Erin

Not the Stones.

Nope.

Erin

or Elton, Zeppelin?

Nope.

Erin

Not even after you married Mom?

Well, you're mother and I preferred to make our own music.

Jamie

Oh.

Eddie

Oh! No! No.

Danny

That's smooth, Dad.

Erin

I don't want to know.

Yeah, I thought so.