Erin quotes from Blue Bloods

Linda

What will you do when you retire?

Besides just being a burden to my children?

Danny

I thought that was a hobby.

Erin

Not that you're not good at it.

Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure, on Sundays, I'll be right here and I hope all of you will be too.

Henry

So who died?

Danny

A 33-year-old woman with a four-year-old kid.

Erin

A 40-year-old dermatologist from the upper West Side.

And a 16-year-old in East New York.

Henry

I didn't mean it literally.

You just forgot who was at the table.

Jamie

You take a shot at the king, you better not miss.

My aim is true.

Erin

He's got the heavy artillery.

Henry

You can't fire him but he can fire you.

Danny

What's happening to us?

Erin

Turns out we may have flaws.

Danny

Speak for yourself.

I've heard one side called fascist and cruel, the other called fairy tales for snowflakes. Neither is true. The middle ground has gone missing.

Erin

How do you get it back?

I don't know.

Erin

How can you say I'm wasting resources?

Anthony

Because you're looking for a guy who doesn't want to be found for his son who doesn't care about finding him. Pretty much defines wasting resources.

Anthony

When Sophia grows up I hope she's just like you, and not because you're a hottie.

Erin

A hottie?

Anthony

Not because you're good looking, but because you're smart, you know what you want, and you know how to go after it. And you're a good mom because you taught Nicky to be the same way.

Erin

Okay, so you guys want to stop sugar coating it now?

Nobody's sugar coating it.

Erin

Really?

Yeah.

Erin

Because I don't hear anyone talking about the stinkers and the jumpers, the crack addicts and the child abusers. Not to mention the anti-cop sentiment that is your thank you these days.

Anthony

I know him.

Erin

You don't. Nobody knows anybody, Anthony. That's the one thing we all come to learn in this business.

Anthony

He's a stand up guy, Erin.

Erin

Well, he wouldn't be the first stand up guy to fall down.

Erin

Do you believe him?

Yeah, I think I do.

Erin

That “think” kind of waters it down.

Danny

Amir's friend ID'd the shooter.

Erin

Yeah, but DeSilva was already in the back seat of the squad car when he was identified as the shooter.

Danny

So what?

Erin

So identifying him while he's in the backseat of a police car already handcuffed is suggestive. There's no way I can get a conviction.

Erin

It's okay if you don't like Jack. A lot of people don't, including my entire family and, for the better part of the last eight years, me. So, if you don't like him, just say you don't like him.

Anthony

Okay, I don't like him.

Erin

Why thank you, I left my English to Brooklyn dictionary at home.

Anthony

Wow, you’re just a boatload of one liners today.

Danny

We having company or something kid?

Jamie

Um...

What's going on?

Erin

Oh.

Eddie

Hey everyone!

Hi

Henry

Hello

Danny

Hello

Nicky

Hi

Officer Janko.

Jamie

Just "Eddie" today dad.

Eddie

Actually not "just Eddie" today.

Jamie

Well since this morning, the future Mrs Jameson Reagan.

Erin

What! Get Out!

Henry

You're kidding!

Nicky

Oh my goodness! Congratulations!

Danny

Way to go.

Danny

About time.

Danny

I didn't know anything

Well I'll be dammed

Henry

Francis

Congratulations

Jamie

Thank you

Erin

Wow

Eddie

Right

Danny

Just this morning

Uh yeah

Danny

Wow

Well at least I know one wedding present you're getting. Your choice of precincts to transfer to.

Erin

Well gee Dad every bride's dream

Hey. I'm just sayin'.

Jamie

Actually, uh, we both really like the house that we're already in.

Oh

Henry

But you know that you can't work together anymore.

Jamie

Well, that's what we thought, too, Pop.

Henry

You thought

Eddie

Well, assumed.

Jamie

But I looked it up. And there's nothing in the Patrol Guide-- or any of the books, for that matter-- says married cops can't be partners on the job.

Henry

Nowhere

Jamie

No

Henry

Wow

Jamie

But I knew that you and Dad would be for that rule, even if it wasn't actually a rule.

But the rule does make enormous sense.

Nicky

Why?

Well, a couple partnered together on the job can create conflicts.

Eddie

Yes but

But?

Jamie

Hear us out. Consider if two people willing to swear the following to each other could still be good partners on the job.

Danny

Swear the following what?

Eddie

Vows that we wrote to each other

Danny

You wrote vows already? - Okay.

Jamie

Turns out she's been working on 'em for a while, so I just

Eddie

Turns out so has he.

Jamie

So.

Eddie

I will always have your back.

Jamie

If you fall behind, I'll wait up.

Eddie

I'll earn your respect, and pay you respect every day we have.

Jamie

I'll be your scout, your night watchman, your cavalry.

Eddie

Your medic, your chaplain in our army of two.

Jamie

No retreat, no surrender.

Eddie

No retreat, no surrender. [chuckles]

Jamie

You can count on me.

Eddie

And you can count on me.

Welcome to our family, Eddie.

Eddie

Thank you. Dad.

Anthony

Since when have orders stopped you?

Erin

Since they’ve been coming straight from the DA complete with sarcasm and not-so-veiled threats.