[Ebenezer is visited by his goddaughter Milicent, who took his presents and Christmas twig, and her fiancé, Ralphaaa]
Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker - one massively disappointing bang and the novelty soon wears off. [unsure of how to make of this, Milicent and Ralph respond with their ear-grating, joyful, cackling laughter] Shut up!
[shocked] Oh, Mr. Blackadder, what's happened? You've changed from the nicest man in England into the...the horridest man in the world!
I was thinking the same thing.
[smacks Baldrick on the back of the head] When spoken to. [to Milicent] I would explain, my dear, but I fear you wouldn't understand, blessed as you are with a head that is emptier than a hermit's address book.
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