[After the Spirit of Christmas has left. Ebenezer Blackadder wakes up the next morning]
Mr. Blackadder? [comes into the room holding his sock] Looks like Father Christmas just forgot about me this year.
Oh, dear me, [takes the sock] but don't be too unhappy. [puts his hand into the sock] Because if you look very carefully there's something in this stocking from me. In fact, it's something I made for you.
Well that's the kind of present that shows the most love. What did you make for me, Mr. B?
I've made you...[holds out his fist] a fist.
A fist?
Yes, it's for hitting. [punches Baldrick in the face] What's wonderful about it is that you can use it again. [punches Baldrick again] And again. [punches Baldrick again] And again. [punches Baldrick again] Well, what do you say?
Thank you, Mr. B.
[puts his fist back into the sock] Think nothing of it, Baldrick. I after all think nothing of you. [punches Baldrick again]
[knocks on the window] Oi, gitface! How 'bout a penny for the season?
Hark! Do I hear the voice of a darling little cherub at the window? [walks over and opens the window, causing the boy to fall to the ground with a scream] No, I must have imagined it.
[The doorbell rings]
Shall I get that, sir?
No, Baldrick, leave them out in the snow until I get dressed. I'll only be about forty minutes.
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