[After the Spirit of Christmas has shown Ebenezer a vision of Edmund Blackadder, Esq.]
Very amusing!
In what way?
Um, the wigs. Very amusing wigs. But his behaviour, as you say, disgraceful. But...but he actually got the presents?
[haltingly] Y-Yes.
So there is something to be made out of being bad?
Technically. Technically, yes. But that's not the point, is it? It's the soul. The soul.
As a matter of interest, what would happen in the future if I was bad?
Erm...heavens, is that the time? I really must be off!
I'd love to see Christmas Future!
Oh no, you wouldn't. It's terribly melodramatic.
Look, just show it. Please?
Alright. [halfheartedly begins the next vision]
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