The sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive drunken lout with the intelligence of a four-year old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.
[thinks and writes] Cardinal Wolsey...
Baldrick! [Baldrick enters, now with a mouse tied to the end of his nose] Why?
I got fed up with the all-mouse diet, my lord. I thought I'd try cat for variety.
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