Ah, and you must be the boy who makes the tea.
Oh no, sir! He's the executioner...but, he does sometimes make the tea.
Yes, and your name is...?
Baldrick, my lord. [Blackadder lifts the executioner's hood to reveal Baldrick's face] But I'll change it to Ploppy if it'll make things easier.
No thank you, I can cope with more than one name. What are you doing here?
Well... [shrugs] it's a hobby.
It would be more fun, sir, if he were to change his name. Give the place a more family atmosphere.
A "family atmosphere"?! This is meant to be a place of pain and misery and sorrow!
That's what I mean, sir.
Ah, Mistress Ploppy is a bit of a social realist, sir.
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