[After Jack and his new girlfriend Emily have Carrie's mind placed into a toy monkey which only lets her communicate with two phrases]
Monkey just needs a minute to get used to how things are gonna be.
[Carrie sobs inside the monkey as Emily carries it away from Parker and slams it against a wall]
Now listen, you fucking bitch. We can still have you wiped. That what you want? [silence] Do "monkey needs a hug" for no.
Monkey needs a hug.
Are you gonna be a good toy? [silence] Are you gonna be a good toy?!
Monkey loves you.
You'd better.
[narrating] Anyhow, in the end, Parker got tired of his new toy. But that's kids. They're ingrates.
[Parker is shown dropping and forgetting about the monkey]
Monkey needs a hug.
[Cut back to Haynes and Nish in the museum]
Whoa... Wait, so this is a crime museum. Where's the crime in this?
Well, the monkey is the crime. See, a couple of years back, the UN made it illegal to transfer human consciousnesses into limited formats like this. Gotta be able to express at least five emotions for it to be humane, apparently. [chuckles] Human rights for cookies! Right, Carrie?
Monkey needs a hug.
[shocked] She's still in there?
[nonchalantly] It'd be illegal to delete her too, so yeah. [chuckles] Go figure. Anyhow, ACLU raised one heck of a stink, and so thanks to this son of a monkey, I was out on my ass from TCKR. Not even a severance package. It's why I started this place. Had to branch out somehow, and it appealed to the carny in me, I guess.
Monkey needs a hug.
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