Bernard in “Unfinished Business”

Let's have a look, then. Every one of these blurbs says he's charming: «I was swept away by a wave of charm.»

«I was immolated in a firewall of charm and charisma.» «I almost exploded from the concentration of charm on the page.»

I bet I can open it anywhere and I find this fop posing on a jeep looking smug.

[he opens the book, finds the photograph]