“She doesn't need any more money! She already...” – Bernard, Black Books ... TV Quotes Database

[Bernard owes money to his elderly landlady]

She doesn't need any more money! She already has all the blue hair and toffee and pop socks a person could want! Tell her to stop or...we'll cut the brakes on her Stairmaster.

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Bernard in “Unfinished Business”

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