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Black Books · Season 1, Episode 15

Bernard and Tourist in “Unfinished Business”

[An American tourist comes into the shop looking for a book on modern warfare]

Bernard

Military history is on your right.

TTourist

I don't want your little history grotto. I want modern warfare, infrared, fallout, killzones.

Bernard

Military history is on your right. If you have any questions just fire a couple of rounds into the ceiling!

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