Customer and Bernard in “Unfinished Business”

Look, there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.

Bernard

Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.