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Black Books · Season 1, Episode 15

Bernard in “Unfinished Business”

[Bernard runs up to his 'summer girlfriend' wearing an accordion]

Bernard

Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this either, but I thought it'd be less obvious.

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