[Shows Bernard a video] This is the latest. Set in a women's prison. £25.
Do you have anything with nurses?
Yeah, sure, all sorts.
What kinds of nurses?
Well, ones with big tits!
No, I'm more interested in nurses who do paperwork, filing, that sort of thing.
That's very specific. Oh how about this? [Shows him another video] "Administrative Nurses", £40.
Sorry, that should say "Senior Administrative Nurses", that's really the only thing I'm interested in.
[The pornographer lifts his thumb to reveal the video's full title, "Senior Administrative Nurses"]
Well, maybe we could sit down, open a bottle of wine and watch it together?
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