“If you're gonna give the guy pencils for...” – Bernard, Black Books ... TV Quotes Database

If you're gonna give the guy pencils for drinking his wine, you're talking about, you know, magic pencils. You draw a cow, the cow comes to life – those kind of pencils!

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