[reading form] Did your non-returnable outgoings for the first half of the year- [someone knocks on the door] Ah, thank Christ! [goes and answers the door] Yes?
M1Man 1
Hello, we were wondering whether we could talk to you about Jesus?
[beat] Great! Come in!
M1Man 1
What?
I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now? Come on, come on in.
M1Man 1
Er... are you sure?
Yes, in, in, come in!
M2Man 2
[worriedly] It's a trick!
M1Man 1
It's just... generally... people don't say yes.
Well, I'm not people! Come on in, let's talk beliefs!
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