“"What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her...” – Bernard, Black Books ... TV Quotes Database

[reading form] "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name?! I just knew her as "Ma"! That'll have to do. [Scribbles onto the form] Ma...possibly deceased.

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