Bobby Axelrod quotes from Billions

Walk away.

Bobby Axelrod

I should. But then again, what's the point of having fuck you money, if you never say, 'Fuck you'?

Bobby Axelrod

BILL STEARN!

I'm back, baby!

Bobby Axelrod

Get your ass in my office right now. [Axelrod waits for Stearn to follow him in.] Close the fucking door!

Uh... you wanna tell me what I did here?

Bobby Axelrod

[Pointing at Stearn accusingly] Pretend we're having an argument.

You wanna fucking tell me why?

Bobby Axelrod

I want the street to think that you and I are on the outs! I especially want those fuckers who left to hear about it! I wanna give Channing, Carla, and Lasa a good fucking!

I heard they went out on their own; you didn't bless that?

Bobby Axelrod

I did not bless that!

That's a shame! They were talented, and I kind of liked them!

Bobby Axelrod

Oh, so you don't wanna help me out?

Fuck that! They fuck you, they fuck me, so let's fuck them! Whaddya want me to do?

Bobby Axelrod

I'm gonna poke you. Poke me back!

I will poke you all goddamn day!

Bobby Axelrod

You throw in with them; you tell them I was a prick, when- more to come!

Got it!

Bobby Axelrod

You've been through a lot. You all right?

It was hell. But I survived!

Bobby Axelrod

When you walk out that door, I want you to tell me to go fuck myself, good and loud!

They're gonna hear me in the back office!

Bobby Axelrod

Come bonus time, I am gonna show you enough love, you could start a third family!

Two's fuckin' plenty!

Bobby Axelrod

I'm gonna shove you now!

Go ahead!

Bobby Axelrod

I love you like a brother.

I fuckin' love you, too, man. [Stearn pretends to storm out of Axelrod's office, pausing as he opens the door.] Go fuck yourself, Axelrod!

Bobby Axelrod

When I pull a deal off the table, I leave Nagasaki behind.

The only enemy more dangerous than a man with unlimited resources is one with nothing to lose. And that is what you are looking at right here.

Orrin Bach

In Depo's I've seen things, you wouldn't believe!

Bobby Axelrod

Attack ships on fire.

Orrin Bach

Yes, the very best cases... gone forever: like tears in rain.

Bobby Axelrod

No replicant, no lawyer is gonna rattle me.

Bobby Axelrod

You weren't ready. Leave it there.

Why the fuck not?

Bobby Axelrod

What is it that you do that you're the best in the world at? You offer a service you didn't invent, a formula you didn't invent, a delivery method you didn't invent. Nothing about what you do is patentable or a unique user experience. You haven't identified an isolated market segment, haven't truly branded your concept. You need me to go on? So, why would an investment bank put serious money into it? I all but told you ahead of time, but you wouldn't listen. Now you've heard it, but it's too late. You weren't ready.