Bobby AxelrodYou know, being a billionaire I never get to talk about this with anyone 'cause who's gonna give a shit? But being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of tits.
A character in Billions
Played by Damian Lewis
Billions · 67 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Billions: in 20 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck Rhoades (2)
Bobby AxelrodYou know, being a billionaire I never get to talk about this with anyone 'cause who's gonna give a shit? But being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of tits.
Bobby AxelrodIf you fuck me, I never talk to you again.
Bobby AxelrodGet the fuck up or people will think I'm not paying you enough.
Bobby AxelrodIf we're as smart as we think we are. If not, the heat will melt us like an Almond Joy in the sun.
Bobby AxelrodLike your wife says, hold the fucking position until I tell you I'm done.
Bobby AxelrodI don't lie to myself and I don't hold on to a loser.
Bobby AxelrodWhen I walk out that door today, we are friends for life or you don’t exist to me ever again.
Bobby AxelrodFirst I figured out where the sharp action was, where the guys who had a plan were, the guys who grinded. Took the guesswork out of it.
Bobby AxelrodNobody leaves here until you hand me an idea that I can shock the world with in a few days time!
Bobby AxelrodYou were wrong. I’m not human. I am a machine. I’m a fucking Terminator.
Bobby AxelrodNobody leaves a negotiation happy.
Bobby AxelrodYou get one life, so do it all.
Bobby AxelrodYou have about as much edge as Mister Rogers.
Bobby AxelrodWhat words do you need me to say to make you feel safe?
Bobby AxelrodIt's yet another fucking accommodation. I got this rich so I could stop making them.
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