Mike Wagner quotes from Billions

Mike Wagner

You see an opportunity like that again you grab it like it's a horse cock and you're Catherine the Great.

Mike Wagner

We have to be more pure than the Virgin Mary before her first period.

Mike Wagner

What is it about a woman taking it into her mouth after a little raw-dogging that just seems so right? And it’s just this: that I’m accepted for who I am.

Mike Wagner

Saddle up! Body sushi at the strip joint, on me.

Mike Wagner

It's time for you folks to sharpen your pencils, and you better come back with one Traci Lords of an idea. And if you need that fucking defined, here it is: a barely legal, market-dominating, brilliant cocksucker of an idea.

Mike Wagner

Surrendered like a French fucking soldier!

Mike Wagner

You know those poison-tip arrows that certain tribes use that go through one guy and kill another? This might be like that — golden frog poison. I tried to smoke it once. Shaman jumped across the tent to stop me.

Mike Wagner

As you wish, my liege.

Mike Wagner

You can't have it appear you're illegally meddling, especially when you're illegally meddling.

Mike Wagner

Why should I trust you to do anything other than point me to the nearest avocado toast?

Mike Wagner

Billy Bean never won a World Series.

Mike Wagner

The fact that you can't fully understand that doesn't mean he's wrong. It just means you haven't gone beyond your own limits.

Mike Wagner

That reminds me of a prayer I said every night as a kid: I pray the Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray that all my toys should break. So my fucking brother and sister can't play with 'em.