I can't be everything to everybody!!
You don't have to be. But when you are drinking, mom, you are nothing. To nobody.
S1 E7Perfect Mom
Someday I hope...you can be as proud to have me as a mother, as I am to have you as a daughter.
S1 E8The 17-Year Itch
Yo West Beverly, my name is Dave
And I'ma give you all the songs that you crave
And all the babes are gonna be my slave
And all from a guy that don't even shave, word.
I remember when I was a little girl, and dad went away to this accounting convention. I thought he was gone forever. I cried and cried. And then I wished with my magic star wand, and then he came back. My eyes were so puffy I could barely see him.
I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.
Yo, West Beverly this is DJ Dave
Now I'm not Vanilla Ice but chill out and be brave
Cause I'll rock the microphone for you over the air
'Til you say, "Who's that freshman? Check him out, he's aware."
S1 E10Isn't It Romantic?
[talking to Brandon] Well, whatever gets you through the night, right? I mean, isn't that what you always say?
That's what I always say.
Hi, I didn't see you.
I saw you...
W-why does this class have to be co-ed?
It's much better this way.
Why?
Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood
TTeacher
Consent forms, people. I need them. You need them. They're required.
My mom's never gonna sign that form
Why not?
She -- She thinks I'll be getting the wrong kind of message at school.
Well what kind of message are you getting at home? Your mom has six kids.
So Shelley and Paul went to this spa. They spent two days soaking in herbal mud, and ended up completely potatoed.
S1 E11B.Y.O.B.
[talking about Dylan] Brenda, bring him. There's always room for one more cute guy.
Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?
[laughing] She wasn't talking about you!
You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.
Purple pleasure, a blend of 7 essential ingredients, plus vitamins A, B, C, and T .
T?
SBSteve, Brandon, and Other Guy
Tequila!
S1 E12One Man and a Baby
You didn't say this was a date call.
It's not. I met her at lunch, she dropped her Latin paper.
Who would wanna date a girl who takes Latin?
I don't even know what to say.
Try "E pluribus unum."
Where'd you learn that?
It's on money.
MMelissa
Just for a second I would like to be a teenage girl...and not a damn baby machine.
I love it when you talk crossword.
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