JJanet
The company doesn't make mistakes.
What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
JJanet
The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday, the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
JJanet
That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.
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