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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Greg and Linda in “Unfinished Business”

GGreg

I have my own little way of acting out.

Really?

GGreg

Yeah.

What is it?

GGreg

No, you're going to think it's strange.

Oh, come on. I told you my thing.

GGreg

All right. Uh, twice a week after work, I put on a totally realistic bear costume and hang out in the park.

You what now?

GGreg

Yeah, it makes me feel powerful. Mighty. I don't scare anyone. I sit around in the bushes, root around for berries. Once I pushed on a camper. You know, bear kind of stuff.

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