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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Phil and Lem in “Unfinished Business”

Phil

Why don't you go talk to her?

Lem

Talk to her? Would you talk to a rainbow or a sunset?

Phil

If I wanted to get it on with refracted light, I would.

Lem

If only I was a worm. I could cut myself in two and date my lower half.

Phil

We all wish we were worms, Lem, but that's never going to happen.

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