HR Woman and Ted in “Unfinished Business”

All right, let’s call up your file and see what the problem is Mr. Chips.

Ted

Ahhh, its Crisp. Ted Crisp.

No, it says Chips, Ted Chips.

Ted

I know, but that’s not my name.

Don’t take this wrong, but are you sure? Because it is very unlikely the system would make a mistake like that.