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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Phil and Lem in “Unfinished Business”

Linda, you can't hurt a baby.

Well, you can hurt them. They're not indestructible.

I meant it's morally indefensible.

Well, what if the baby killed a man?

You and your moral puzzles. I just love 'em.

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