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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Stew and Lem in “Unfinished Business”

SStew

This tastes salty.

Lem

Well that’s because it’s salt you huge idiot.

SStew

[doesn’t hear because he's wearing headphones] What is it?

Lem

Salt. Salt. Salt!!

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