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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Phil and Lem in “Unfinished Business”

Phil

Did you put hydrochloric acid in this mug?

Lem

Oh yeah, I was trying to get the stains out.

Phil

You know soap would work. And it wouldn’t kill someone if they accidentally drank it.

Lem

But soap leaves a film.

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