[Late at night, Jimmy is leaving the parking lot when he stops at Mike's booth]
Heeeeey, there he is. The man in the booth, John Wilkes Booth, Booth Tarkington. Whatcha readin' there? The Complete Annotated Book of Rules for Parking Validation?
No, the rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. Most people get it on the first try.
Well, you’ll be pleased to know I have the requisite stickers. [hands over parking ticket]
[deadpan] Well, be still my heart.
Aaand... you can have this, as well. [hands over business card] I’m doing elder law now. "Need a will? Call McGill." So, give me a call if you, uh—uh, if, uh, you happen to know any elders.
[slightly annoyed] Good night. [presses button to lift the crossarm]
Couldn’t have a bad one if I tried. [drives away]
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