[Jimmy accidentally runs over a skateboarder on his way home. He panics and gets out of the car.]
Oh God, oh God, oh God! Oh my God, Cal! Cal! Look at me! Are you okay?! Say something! [to Jimmy] What did you do?!
I...
What did you do to my brother?! Why don't you look where you're going?!
I was making a turn, he came outta nowhere!
You freakin' hit him, man! You ran him over! You ran over my brother, [holds up video camera] I got the whole thing on video!
Listen! It was an accident. It was an accident, he... he didn't mean to. [tries to get up and yells in pain]
Is it broken? [to Jimmy] You broke his leg! Why are you driving around and not lookin', driving around breaking people's legs!
Okay, okay!
Somebody call the cops!
Don't–don't call the police! Don't call the police!
[to two gardeners in Spanish] Policia! I'll call them myself. [starts dialing his phone]
Don't call the police!
Don't call the cops?
No!
How are you gonna fix this? What are you gonna do to make things right?
[long pause] I don't know, fellas. What can I do to make it right?
[The skateboarder twins look at each other briefly]
I don't know. [pause] Five hundred dollars.
Five hundred bucks? [another pause; Jimmy kicks Cal in the shin]
OW! What the hell, man?!
Listen, Starlight Express, I’m gonna give you a 9.6 for technique, 0.0 for choice of victim! I’m a lawyer! Furthermore, [points at his car] does this steaming pile of crap scream payday to you, huh?! The only way that entire car is worth $500 is if there’s a $300 hooker sitting in it! Now, let’s talk about what you owe me for the windshield.
[Cal and Lars grab their skateboards and run away from Jimmy]
I'll take a check!
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