Better Call Saul · Season 5, Episode 2
“50% Off” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Jimmy McGill (1), Kim Wexler (1), Nacho Varga (1), Lalo Salamanca (1)
[Ron and Sticky, two drug dealers who attended Saul's cell phone promotion, wake up in their car after a drug-fueled binge across town]
What day is it?
Uh... Tuesday.
Tuesday? You know what that means?
Fifty percent off!
[Jimmy confesses to Kim about his cell phone promotions during an open house]
Hey, you know that "fifty percent off" thing I said I wouldn’t do? Well, I did it. I told a few potential clients. It just kinda slipped out. And don't worry, I know these people. They're not gonna do anything because of some stupid discount, but... it was a bonehead move, and I shouldn’t have done it.
[beat] Okay.
[Jimmy follows Kim upstairs into an empty master bedroom]
Jimmy, I know you were trying to help, but... I don’t want to lie to my clients.
You're talking about the fridge guy? That was a dumb idea.
I mean, all of my clients.
Of course. Absolutely, never again.
[Lalo, Nacho, Krazy-8 and other members of the cartel play poker]
Call. [lays stack of chips]
Fairgrounds Flats is doing really good. Lots of traffic.
[to Nacho] Hey, shut up while I'm in a hand. [long pause] You know what? [throws two stacks of chips to the center of the table] Two hundred.
[looks at his cards for a moment before laying down two] It's too deep for me.
[Lalo quickly reveals a 7+2 suit. Krazy-8 stares at Lalo in disbelief]
[to Krazy-8] Ha! Did I get you? Let me see what you had. [flips over Krazy-8's cards to show a pair of 8s] You had a set? You had three 8's on the turn, and you don't risk. And then you fold at the river. That's too bad. Ocho Loco, this guy, huh?
[Lalo and the other cartel members laugh as he brings the chips towards his side]
Alright, guys, give me your cards.
[hears cell phone buzzing] Sorry. [answers phone] Yeah? ...Hold up. [hangs up phone] Problem on Fifth Street. Some skells, they didn't get their stuff.
It's your crew.
[Krazy-8 gets up and leaves the table]
Off you go, Ocho Loco.
[Krazy-8 gets caught by police while trying to dislodge drugs out of a drain pipe]
[to Krazy-8] Is this your vehicle?
Uh... No, sir.
Wanna come down here?
No problem, officer. [climbs down ladder]
Whatcha doing up there?
Just fixing a drain pipe. Some kind of block.
[Krazy-8 taps on the pipe twice. Several cocaine packets come flying out.]
Guess you fixed it.
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