Grandpa Max quotes from Ben 10

I saw that. Go ahead and say it- you know you want to.

[innocently] Say what?

You know, the big "I told you so" speech about messing around with the Omnitrix, and how you were right all along and if I'd listened to you we wouldn't be in the trouble that we are in right now.

I didn't say a word.

Yeah, but you're thinking it. Admit it! There's no way I am waiting! Just go ahead and say it now and get it over with.

I don't know what you're talking about, Benjamin.

Grandpa! Gwen won't say "I told you so!"

Grandpa Max

I don't like the sound of that.

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500 stores, 72 restaurants, 48 movie screens, an indoor roller coaster,...

We could just spend the whole summer here! This mall has everything!

[an alarm sounds]

OOfficer

Halt in the name of mall security!

Grandpa Max

Including their own police force.

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[Ben tries to hypnotize Gwen]

Your eyelids are feeling heavy, you are falling into a deep sleep.

Grandpa Max

Hey, Ben, what are you doing back there?

Uh, nothing. [to Gwen] You are now completely under my power.

Yes, master. Your wish is my command.

Whoa, cool, it worked! Now, get me some ice cream.

Yes, master.

[Gwen goes to get ice cream]

Now, give it to me.

Yes, master.

[puts the ice cream on Ben's head]

Hey!

Psyche! You want anything else, "master?"

[annoyed] Just a different cousin.

[Gwen laughs]

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CCharmcaster

[in Gwen's body] What's she doing here?

She says you're not you and she's not herself, but that you're each other. At least, that's what I think she's saying.

Grandpa Max

Gwen, is this true?

[in Charmcaster's body] She's not Gwen!

CCharmcaster

[in Gwen's body] Who are you guys going to believe, this liar or your own eyes?

[in Charmcaster's body] All right. If you're Gwen, then you should know the name of the teddy bear Ben sleeps with?

Hey, Furry Freddy has his own bed! It just happens to be next to mine!

[in Charmcaster's body] You just gave her the answer, you dweeb! Did your parents send you to doofus school or were you born like this?

Gwen? It really is you!

[in Charmcaster's body] Duh, that's what I've been saying.

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Grey Matter

What's that doing in the middle of the desert?

Grandpa, can we check it out? Please?

Grandpa Max

Sure, don't sweat it.

[Grandpa laughs while Grey Matter and Gwen glare at him]

Grandpa Max

Uh, sorry, just couldn't help myself.

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JMr. Jingles

Without my perfect toys, what will Santa do?

Grandpa Max

Christmas isn't about giving the perfect toy. It's about the spirit in which we give. Isn't that right, kids?

Yeah. But I bet giving me a Sumo Slammer Extreme Slamdown would make you feel really good, huh, Santa? [Gwen pushes him to the ground]

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Grandpa, what gives?

Grandpa Max

What gives is that I ran out of water in the shower... again. It's your job to keep the tank full, Ben.

I will, just later.

Sure. The same way you're "going" to make your bed or take out the trash.

Grandpa Max

Well, you're a fine one to talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?

But it's summer vacation, Grandpa.

Yeah, if we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.

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Grandpa Max

[as Ben's Omnitrix starts scanning the mummy's DNA] The Omnitrix, it's sampling the mummy's alien DNA! Ben, go alien before you begin to mutate! It's your only hope!

Time to fight mummy with mummy! [turns into Upgrade by mistake]

UUpgrade

Upgrade? Oh, man!

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Grandpa Max

Hey, Ben, check it out. Your hometown baseball team, The Cannons, are in the finals of the Little League World Series.

No way! I was supposed to be on that team.

Yeah, if only you could hit or throw or run...

Think we could go, Grandpa?

...Or catch or slide. Stop me if I'm leaving anything out.

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Grandpa Max

This entire summer, we've gone where YOU wanted to go, Benjamin.

What about Aunt Vera's house? THAT wasn't my idea.

And you ended up having a good time.

Yeah, okay, but...

Grandpa Max

You know I've waited all summer to see Shag Carpeting.[holds up record album]

Those weirdos make Wildvine look normal. Besides, who listens to records anymore anyway?

Grandpa Max

That's not the point.

No, the point is: what's more important - getting a new digi downloader some sea alien trashed that I kicked butt on or staying here just because YOU say so?

BMBen & Max

[both to Gwen] Gwen, explain it to him. [back at each other] You just don't get it!

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Guess I don't need to take a bath for a month.

Grandpa Max

Good job, Ben.

[he moves his face to remove the water from his body] No problem. So, this means we can go to the Sumo Slammer Convention now?

Grandpa Max

Sorry. One has nothing to do with the other.

But I went XLR8 to save the day!

Grandpa Max

As a matter of fact, I was wondering about that. You just happened to be him when that cloud monster appeared?

Uh, yeah. Why?

Grandpa Max

Well, just that XLR8 could have zipped off to that convention without Gwen or me ever realizing you were gone.

Oh, you think you know everything!

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Those cons picked the wrong bridge at the wrong time.

Grandpa Max

Ben, this time we need to figure out our plan before you go charging off.

Grandpa's right.

Okay, here's the plan: you guys sit back and enjoy the hero show.

Grandpa Max

Ben. Gwen and I can help.

Heh-haa, that's funny, Grandpa. I'm outta here.

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Grey Matter

Yo, Earth to Grandpa! Come in, Grandpa!

Grandpa Max

Ben?

If you're checking up on us, don't bother! We're totally handling things up here. We don't need your help.

Grey Matter

Wrong! When you hear what I'm about to say, you're gonna wish you had my alien muscle with you.

Since when is Grey Matter muscle?

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XXylene

Rumors are swirling that there's some new DNA weapon out there. Sure you won't change your mind and come with me?

Grandpa Max

Tempting, but until I bring Vilgax down, I have a job to do here - but we'll always have Roswell.

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[examining a cartridge spilled from a truck] Whoa, "Sumo Slammer Space Wars." This game isn't supposed to be out for, like, a year. I probably should return these, shouldn't I?

Grandpa Max

Nah, that truck's long gone. I say play away.

Could this day get any better?