Grandpa Max quotes from Ben 10

Cold tablets, decongestant, cough suppressant, hospital mask...

[wipes his nose] I don't need all that junk.

They're not for you, dweeb! They're for me. Once a bug like that gets out, there's no stopping it.

Why don't you just lock me away in some closet somewhere until I'm better?

[gasps] Can we, Grandpa? Pretty please!

Grandpa Max

All Ben needs is a dose of my famous San Ju Yen Pien cold remedy. Let's go. Chinatown's just down the block.

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[Ben tries to activate the Omnitrix, but can't]

I thought you turned Mr. Bug into a snow cone.

He must have thawed out. [still can't activate Omnitrix] Oh, man, we're on our own. Any ideas how to get rid of them?

Ugh, not unless you got a six-foot candy bar to tempt them with.

Nope, but I have the next best thing. [Clancy grabs Grandpa Max] Come and get it! [is holding Grandpa Max's cold medicine; all the insects flock to it]

CClancy

What's happening? Stop!

[tosses jar out the window] Fetch!

[all the insects follow the jar; Clancy laughs nervously; Grandpa Max punches him out of the RV]

Good. That guy was really starting to bug me.

Grandpa Max

I'm calling the police. I'll be right back.

[sneezes] Oh, no.

Hey, what do you know? Everything really did work out after all.

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[after her laptop shuts down] Hey, what gives?!

[in a monotone voice] Sorry, you are a loser. [regular voice] And always will be.

Aah! Ben, get out of my computer!

What? I'm just entertaining myself.

This is my private property, and you're getting your cooties all over it!

Huh? What's this? A diary! Dear Diary, my cousin Ben is such a-

Doofus! Knock it off!

Grandpa Max

Ben, now it's not the time to go alien. Do you understand?

I was just fooling around. [reverts back to Ben]

Grandpa Max

We can't afford to attract attention right now.

What kind of attention could I attract in here? [Omnitrix times out]

Grandpa Max

Never mind, Ben.

[Ben and Gwen exchange curious looks]

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[Vilgax prepares to remove Ben's arm, but stops when he hears honking; the RV comes crashing through the wall and hits Vilgax; Grandpa Max climbs out carrying his weapon]

AVAlarm Voice

Warning. Hull breach. Power surge.

Grandpa Max

Claws off my grandson, Vilgax!

Grandpa?

Vilgax

Tennyson. [Grandpa Max hits Vilgax with an energy blast]

Grandpa? [about Vilgax] You know this guy?

Grandpa Max

It's a long story.

[the cylinder extracting power from the Omnitrix begins to spark; Ben starts transforming into aliens at random]

XLR8

Hey

Diamondhead

What's going-

WWildmutt

[roars]

Grandpa Max

The power surge must have affected the watch.

[Wildmutt transforms into Forearms and breaks free of his restraints]

Look out!

[robot drones start attacking them]

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Grandpa Max

And then, kablamo, no more Vilgax. Or so I thought, until today.

Whoa, you were a hero?

Grandpa Max

I was just a guy doing a job.

Excuse me, but exactly what was that job?

Grandpa Max

We called ourselves the Plumbers. Officially, we didn't exist. We dealt with the problems no-one else could. Extraterrestrial, extrasensory, extraordinary.

So all this time I've been going hero, I've really been following in your footsteps. I'm a Plumber in training!

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Grandpa Max

We're running out of time.

And aliens. I went everybody.

Not exactly everybody.

No way! I am not turning into that ball-thing again. Plus, I don't even know if I could.

Don't try and Earth turns into a giant cesspool!

I hate it when you're right!

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Are you demented? Going alien just to get a stupid video game?!

What are you talking about?

You going Four Arm freaky in front of that store. That's what I'm talking about!

Grandpa Max

Now I'm sure he has a good explanation. Don't you, Ben?

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.

[sarcastically] Oh, sure! Just like you never put an empty milk bottle back in the refrigerator, or you never leave the shower all gunked up, or you never, EVER leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night! You never do anything wrong, do you?

[smugly] No, I don't. Sounds about right.

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Grandpa Max

Ben, I got you from Madison Elementary School today, just two hours ago.

No way! Two weeks ago we were on Mount Rushmore kicking Vilgax's butt.

[Startled, Grandpa Max almost loses control of the RV]

Whoa, Grandpa, are you okay?

Grandpa Max

Yeah. Yeah, uh, just dodged a skunk on the road.

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WWildvine

So let me guess, you're the brainiac.

FBFungal Brain

I prefer Mycelium.

Grandpa Max

Ben, who are you talking to?

WWildvine

Mr. Mushroom Head. It's like we're connected or something. Oh, man! Why can't you be a vegetarian?

FBFungal Brain

Struggle as you may, you cannot stop me. Soon, I will consume every living creature on this planet.

WWildvine

Well, you're not starting with us!

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Grandpa Max

The Mask of Ah Puch is the guide to the sword of Ekchuah. A Plumber's searched for it for decades without any luck.

Ekchuah? What kind of alien is that?

Grandpa Max

Not alien. Mayan. Echtua was the Mayan god of war. His sword was rumored to have leveled cities with just one swipe.

Ha! Sounds like just the kind o' thing the world's most powerful ten-year-old boy should have.

Grandpa Max

This is no toy, Benjamin. Whoever controls the sword controls the destiny of Mankind, and I will not let it fall into the wrong hands.

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EEnoch

I thought you'd retired from the plumbing business, Mr. Tennyson. Or may I call you Max?

Grey Matter

It's Enoch and those Forever Knight guys who tried to slice and dice me.

EEnoch

How nice of you to remember. And, of course, how can I forget the family who left the Forever Knight without a castle.

Grandpa Max

Whatever happened you brought upon yourselves.

EEnoch

Aren't we the feisty sewer rat? I'd love to chat about old times, but I'm late for holding the world at my mercy. So, I'll be taking that mask now.

Grandpa Max

Over my dead body.

EEnoch

Excellent suggestion.

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[researching her new gemstone] It looks like it's one of the Charms of Bezel.

But you destroyed all those in that cemetery fighting that Hex creep.

I thought I did, but this is the legendary lost Keystone. It's rumored to increase ten times the powers and the skills of the one who possess it.

Grandpa Max

Well, the legend seems to be fact, not fiction.

You are so lucky!

It's not luck, it's magic.

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AAAmazing Alan

For my first trick, I vill need a volunteer.

[appearing onstage with startling suddenness] Ben Tennyson, at your service!

Grandpa Max

[seated in the audience, quietly asks] What's he up to?

AAAmazing Alan

[putting Ben in a box] Ein boy goes in, but vhat comes out vill amaze.

[grinning as the lid is lowered] They won't be the only ones.

[box is closed and padlocked]

AAAmazing Alan

[waving his hands over the box] Abra, Kadabra...

[a green glow is seen coming from inside the box and, much to the amazing Alan's surprise, Wildmutt bursts out]

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DGDonovan GrandSmith

We're flooding. They broke the glass.

EGEdwin GrandSmith

I knew you shouldn't have taken it. I knew it.

DGDonovan GrandSmith

Edwin, quiet! I'm sure it has nothing to do with this.

Grandpa Max

Taken what, Donovan?

DGDonovan GrandSmith

Edwin doesn't know what he's talking about.

EGEdwin GrandSmith

How would YOU know? All you ever hear from me is what you wanna hear.

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[outside the RV; about the Omnitrix] Oh, man! I am gonna get so busted if anybody sees this.

Grandpa Max

Ben?

What was that?

[puts his hands behind his back] What was what?

Grandpa Max

What was that noise?

Uh, lightning?

There's not a cloud in the sky.

Uh, lightning got rid of them?