Grandpa Max quotes from Ben 10

It's so nice to finally get a little peace and quiet so I can catch up on my summer reading.

Grandpa Max

Although I can't help feeling it's a little too quiet.

GMGwen & Max

Where's Ben?

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Grandpa Max

[after Ditto #2 makes him spill a hot dog] Benjamin Tennysons!

D1Ditto 1

Okay. We're sorry.

D2Ditto 2

Yeah. "We" won't both Gwen anymore. [Ditto #3 tosses a water balloon at Gwen]

D1Ditto 1

But we didn't say anything about him! [Ditto #3 multiplies]

D3Ditto 3

Or him!

D2Ditto 2

Play you guys two on two? [Ditto #4 nods and all of the Dittos run to the basketball court]

D1Ditto 1

[after Ditto #4 makes a slam dunk] T. You fouled me!

D4Ditto 4

Did not!

D3Ditto 3

Liar! I felt it too.

D4Ditto 4

How could I foul you, nimrod? We're on the same team.

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The one thing about old people is they don't want to be reminded they're old.

Eh, I wouldn't worry about Grandpa gettin' mad at me saying stuff like that.

And why's that?

'Cause he can't hear me over your nagging. [fills his water gun and points it at Gwen] I got ya beat.

Grandpa Max

I heard that. What do you mean I have lead feet?

Told you. [squirts Gwen and runs]

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We have to turn you back. I'm getting my spellbook.

Young Max

Wait. No aches, no pains - I want to enjoy this for a while.

Hello, Hex is on the loose, and he's after something that sounds mega-important!

Young Max

Never realized she was such a spoil sport.

Tell me about it.

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This thing can go three hundred miles an hour but it takes three people to flush?

Grandpa Max

Hey, our old gal's got character.

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DLDevlin Levin

You gonna put me in the Null Void, aren't you?

[Ken gasps and runs in front of Devlin]

B1Ben 10,000

We could...

FMFuture Grandpa Max

Or... you could stay here with us and be part of our family.

B1Ben 10,000

That is, if that works for YOU guys.

KDKen & Devlin

Totally! Sweet! [punch each other, knuckles to knuckles]

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Grandpa Max

Hi guys, this is Cooper, the grandson of an old Plumber buddy of mine, and...

[Gwen and Ben were fighting over the hand-phone]

Doofus! Give me it! You're wasting time!

I heard it first, I get to call!

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CDCooper Daniels

And I've always been pretty good with computers and stuff like that.

[presenting her laptop to Cooper] hen you'll love this. It's the new XT9000 with satellite up link. Use it whenever you like.

[slamming down the laptop] No fair, that's bribery!

[pulling out a whole bucket of stuff] Oh, and what do you call this?

Gwen, we're not all as selfish as you are, some of us enjoy sharing.

I'm telling Grandpa!

That what? You're a big doofus?

Grandpa Max

Ben, get up here.

Ooh, busted!

Grandpa Max

You too, Gwen.

[Gwen gasps]

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We all know that Animo's next in charge.

But, Charmcaster is the one with all the potential.

[the Negative 10 looked confused at each other]

RRojo

Hey, what about me?! I'm tougher than all of you!

ABAcid Breath

You? Get real!

Grandpa Max

[to Ben] Ben, stop the Forever King!

DDriscoll

There is no place left to run, Tennysons.

EGEye Guy

Who's running, metal mouth? Bring it on!

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So much suffering. Are you prepared for more, Tennyson?

BMBen, Max & Carl

You talking to me, ugly?

[Gwen casts a nonverbal earth-related spell that causes Vilgax to fall in the road]

Heh heh heh.

Grandpa?

Grandpa Max

Do it.

[Ben drops weapon]

Goin' hero! [turns into XLR8]

CJCash & J.T.

Tennyson, you're..

...every single one of those heroes.

[Vigax's robots attack and everyone dodges the attack]

Grandpa Max

[to Carl] Remember when I first taught you to drive?

CTCarl Tennyson

Yeah, kept crashing into stuff.

Grandpa Max

My point exactly.

[a big fight against Vilgax's robots start, Ben and the team beat the robots]

Prepare to suffer... my full wrath. [cylinders enter his body and XLR8 tries to attack him two times but fails]

We gotta stop him once and for all!

Grandpa Max

Ben he's too strong!

CTCarl Tennyson

Maybe not. Remember when I asked you if you wanted to come to work with me?

[XLR8 stares at him, and everyone runs away. XLR8 runs to Vilgax]

Fine! Destroy the town, but you'll never see me or the Omnitrix again. [runs away, but Vilgax chases]

No one escapes me that easily! [jumps down to gas pipe and walks in it, XLR8 jumps off]

Knew you'd play follow the leader, loser. Dad!

CTCarl Tennyson

So much for all my hard work. [XLR8 picks up Carl and runs. They both survive]

You did it!

CTCarl Tennyson

We did it

[J.T. and Cash looked surprised]

I have one more thing to do. I'll be right back. [J.T. and Cash are hung by their underwear] I figured, since my secret's out...